Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The power of my boobs compel you
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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