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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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