her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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