I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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