I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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