Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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