Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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