therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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