Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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