I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Randomize
