I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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