he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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