I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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