Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom