Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath