what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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