i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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