I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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