At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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