You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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