i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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