check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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