Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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