Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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