I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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