You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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