She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Randomize