I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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