You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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