i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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