I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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