He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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