Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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