Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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