I can tuck mytits in my pants
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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