i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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