so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Randomize
