She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The Olympian is in my bed
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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