the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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