well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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