Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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