You really coming over, don't trick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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