I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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