I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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