singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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