I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He has the fingertips of a God
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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