Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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