dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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