I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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