is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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