That's intense
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Randomize
