Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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