love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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