no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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