brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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