yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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